December 2009
5 posts
Diner talk
We are more like Milan and mushu.
What I always need your guidance? Do I dress in drag?!
No I just like talking like eddy Murphy.
Its killing me
To think that while I’m home I need to hold 3 interventions with 3 of my 5 family members. I just want them to be happy and healthy for Christmas, that’s all, I love them too much to watch self destruction.
Trip Down memory lane
There’s just something about wearing your 8 year old clothes, it makes you feel differently. It could just be that I had to clean out my closet in order to scrounge up a plethora youth medium band tees and torn levis I can barely squeeze my ass into. In the process I came across pictures of a person who barely looks like me, doing things I almost forgot about. Or maybe it was the notes I...
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“apparently i have “jersey hair”
“you def do”
“yeah its my pride and joy. the bigger the hair, the closer to god”
Cold pad Thai and Rilp Kiley- commuter life
Mom:is your phone in your bra?
Me: yup
Mom: jeeze woman all I can hear is your titties
I love my mother. I don’t love commuting or traffic.
